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Quote of the Day

“Hello, Dondelinger.” – Old Homer Simpson
“Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?” – Old Dondelinger
“D’oh!” – Old Homer Simpson


7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    15 April 2019 at 10:22 am

    It would have been interesting to see the misadventures of “Grampa” Homer, before Zombie Simpsons kicked in. I guess “Cornelius Talmadge” is as close as we’ll get.

    • 2 Old Anonymous
      18 April 2019 at 9:30 am

      Dondelinger is a zombie in this one because he would be older than Burns. And besides, most of future Simpsons cutaways sucked ass before ZS era, and this one in particular is completely unfunny.

      • 3 Anonymous
        18 April 2019 at 10:04 am

        You made a point about Dondelinger, but you’re completely wrong about everything else.

        • 4 Lester Peacock
          18 April 2019 at 12:36 pm

          We’ll, remember the one where homer dies alone in the future for some reason, Lenny is mayor of Springfield and then there were like two crows discussing Homer’s corpse being just dumped there feet up, and then the dogs came in to gnaw on them. Like what the fuck was that?!? Weird…

  2. 5 Lester Peacock
    18 April 2019 at 12:36 pm

    We’ll, remember the one where homer dies alone in the future for some reason, Lenny is mayor of Springfield and then there were like two crows discussing Homer’s corpse being just dumped there feet up, and then the dogs came in to gnaw on them. Like what the fuck was that?!? Weird…

    • 6 Anonymous
      19 April 2019 at 10:07 am

      No, I don’t remember that, because it’s Zombie Simpsons, which pretty much just proves my point.

  3. 7 Anonymous
    19 April 2019 at 3:44 am

    Trump 2020


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