Quote of the Day

“Dad, Otto’s going through a real tough time. Can’t he stay with us for a while?” – Bart Simpson
“I know we didn’t ask for this, Homer. But doesn’t the Bible say, ‘Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me’?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, but doesn’t the Bible also say, ‘Thou shalt not take moochers into thy . . . hut’?” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    23 April 2019 at 11:31 am

    It’s probably somewhere in the back.

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