Quote of the Day

“Now, let’s see, Tide . . . Cheer . . . Bold . . . Biz . . . Fab . . . All . . . Gain . . . Wisk. I believe today I will try Bold.” – Seymour Skinner

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    28 April 2019 at 1:12 pm

    We got Skinner’s underpants!

  2. 2 Gabbo
    28 April 2019 at 2:10 pm

    I’ve always assumed that his mother owns a washer and dryer, but it’s cheaper for him to use the laundromat.

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