Archive for May, 2019

20
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she’s not claimed within the next hour, she will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment.” – DJ Muggs

19
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Apparently, that disturbing odor was the food.” – Sideshow Mel

18
May
19

Quote of the Day

“The Moon. For several years, she has fascinated many. But will Man ever walk on her fertile surface? Democratic hopeful Adlai Stevenson says so.” – Moon of Earth Filmstrip Narrator
“I have no objection to Man walking on the Moon.” – Adlai Stevenson

17
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Look, honey, I clipped on my tie all by myself.” – Homer Simpson

16
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Ahh, folks, we’re experiencing some moderate, Godzilla related turbulence at this time, so I’m gonna go ahead and ask you to put your seatbelts back on. When we get to 35,000 feet he usually does let go. So from there on out all we have to do is worry about Mothra, and we do have reports he’s tied up with Gamera and Rodan at the present time. Thank you very much.” – Air Japan Pilot

15
May
19

Quote of the Day

“No knife games on the kitchen table!” – Marge Simpson
“I didn’t hit your precious table!” – Homer Simpson

14
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Gun it, Flanders!” – Bart Simpson
“It won’t start. Something’s draining the battery.” – Ned Flanders
“Sorry.” – Homer Simpson




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