Archive for May, 2019

31
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Coming up next, a new fad that’s sweeping the nation: wasting food.” – Scott Christian

30
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Sir, we’ll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor.” – Mr. Smithers
“Yes, well, find someone cheap. It’s been a very lean year for us.” – C.M. Burns
“Money fight!” – C.M. Burns & Mr. Smithers

29
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart, I’ve asked you not to whistle that annoying tune.” – Marge Simpson

Happy Birthday, Danny Elfman!

28
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me! And maybe the boy!” – Homer Simpson

27
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary
“I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner

Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris! 

26
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, you’re that drunken posse! Wow. Can I join you?” – Jimbo Jones
“I don’t know. Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?” – Homer Simpson
“Can I!” – Jimbo Jones
“You’re in! Here’s the sack.” – Homer Simpson
“But you gotta supply your own knobs.” – Moe

25
May
19

Quote of the Day

“But I keep telling you, I’m not a pilot!” – Homer Simpson
“And I keep telling you you fly boys crack me up!” – Crazy Clown Airlines Guy
“Hi, I’m Alan, I’m your co-pilot.” – Alan
“Uh, yeah, um, as a change of pace, I’m going to let you do most of the work. I think you’re ready for it, Alan. And, um, I’ll just get us started.” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, we’ll need that to live.” – Alan




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