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Quote of the Day

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“Ah, dying’s not so bad. I’ll be reunited with my loved ones, my Dad, and that plant I never watered.” – Barney Gumble

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  1. 1 Dr. Hibbert
    2 May 2019 at 9:54 am

    Mr. Gumble, your progress astounds me.

  2. 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    6 May 2019 at 6:25 am

    Ah the big question: was Barney’s dad one of his loved ones?

    • 3 Anonymous
      7 May 2019 at 11:34 am

      The way he worded it might seem a little unclear, but when he listed his dad and the plant, I took the rather bleak view that those were the only “loved ones” he had waiting for him. (His mom is still alive, of course.)


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