Quote of the Day

“Oh my, the house looks wonderful! Grampa, what’s your secret?” – Marge Simpson
“Pretending to cry. . . . That’s right, you heard me, pretending to cry! I can turn it on and off like a faucet! Ohh, oh, I’m crying! I’m so sad!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Way to go, Grampa.” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ll never trust another old person.” – Bart Simpson
“I fooled you! So long, suckers!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    3 May 2019 at 6:08 am

    Well, for the fist time, I don’t remember this at all. What episode is this from?

  2. 2 Anonymous
    3 May 2019 at 10:59 am

    I love this scene so much. Grampa finally won one.

    And Gabbo, just look at the episode tag. Then go watch this excellent episode again.

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