Quote of the Day

“I’m gonna keep this Mary Worth phone right here. Here stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.” – Bart Simpson
“Hey, Bart, you wanna go play with that x-ray machine in the abandoned hospital?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Sure.” – Bart Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    13 May 2019 at 9:51 am

    Soon after…

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