Quote of the Day

“But I keep telling you, I’m not a pilot!” – Homer Simpson
“And I keep telling you you fly boys crack me up!” – Crazy Clown Airlines Guy
“Hi, I’m Alan, I’m your co-pilot.” – Alan
“Uh, yeah, um, as a change of pace, I’m going to let you do most of the work. I think you’re ready for it, Alan. And, um, I’ll just get us started.” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, we’ll need that to live.” – Alan

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 25 May 2019 at 10:26 am

    Maybe it was the poor quality of my old VHS recording, but I always misheard that last line as “we’ll need that to land”.

    • 2 Anonymous
      27 May 2019 at 12:38 pm

      Ah, the good old days of taping things off the air. Strangely, I don’t think I ever did that with the Simpsons. maybe because I mostly reserved that for shows I was going to miss, and I rarely missed this.

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