Archive for June, 2019

30
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Sir, I’m afraid Homer Simpson is sterile.” – Mr. Smithers
“Who?” – C.M. Burns
“One of your cabbage heads from sector 7G. Take a look at this sperm sample from his recent physical.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ugh.” – C.M. Burns
“Now, compare this with a normal sperm sample.” – Mr. Smithers

29
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Might as well close the dump.” – Moe
“I am going to drink you under the table.” – Mayor Quimby
“No, I am going to drink you under the . . . aww.” – Alcoholic Boston Irishman

28
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Watch me blend in. . . . Barkeep, some cheap domestic beer for me and my buddy here.” – C.M. Burns

27
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, my microwave johnnycakes are ready.” – Hollis Hurlbut

26
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, a winner has been chosen for today’s giveaway. And the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat number zero-zero-zero-one, C. Montgomery Burns.” – Old Announcer
“And the fans do not like this one bit.” – Young Announcer
“And here come the pretzels!” – Old Announcer
“Oh, no! No, don’t do that! You’re supposed to be tasting them!” – Marge Simpson
“Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field. Pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity.” – Young Announcer
“Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.” – Old Announcer
“Wow. This is, uh, this a black day for baseball.” – Young Announcer

25
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you notice how the people weren’t shoving or knocking each other down? I’ve never been to a place like that before.” – Lisa Simpson
“Me neither.” – Bart Simpson

24
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“I wonder where Marge could be? She’s missing her own initiation.” – Evelyn
“I hope she didn’t take my attempt to destroy her too seriously.” – Susan




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