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Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Of course, I’m not the only one who benefited from last week’s big payoff. Our state’s schools got their share too. Here lottery officials present Springfield Elementary with a brand new eraser.” – Kent Brockman
“One eraser? Oh, I’m used to my government betraying me. I was in Nam! I served for three-” – Principal Skinner


1 Response to “Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    11 June 2019 at 6:11 am

    I love the lottery guy’s reactions


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