Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.” – Lighthouse Guy
“Y’argh, shut up! I know what I’m doing! . . . Y’argh, I hate the sea, and everything in it.” – Captain McAllister

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    20 June 2019 at 10:42 am

    New theory: Since he admitted he wasn’t really a sea captain during the All You Can Eat trial, he became one later, but then grew disenchanted when he discovered things like the fact that squids don’t have gold in their bellies and sea chanteys on compact discs don’t sell very well.

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