Quote of the Day

“Listen to ’em laughing. This is so humiliating. I’m never going to live this down. Damn Flanders.” – Homer Simpson
“You know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, what they hey! You know? Kinda reminds of my good old fraternity days.” – Ned Flanders
“D’oh! Oh my God, he’s enjoying it!” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    23 June 2019 at 11:52 am

    when will you just do a new article damn it or at least an update?

    • 2 Anonymous
      24 June 2019 at 12:47 pm

      Charlie doesn’t have much time for that these days. Chill.

      Related to the actual quote: I’m surprised those dresses didn’t rip at least a little, especially Marge’s. I guess a wizard did it.

      • 3 Anonymous
        24 June 2019 at 1:43 pm

        understandable as i have read articles from years ago explaining that (i mean obviously if he couldnt finish reading that book mentioned on twitter he wouldn’t have too much time either). i understand the situation and i regret talking like that. i wish i could edit or delete it since i sound way too harsh. i just ike discussion of zombie Simpsons vs the Simpsons.

        • 4 Anonymous
          25 June 2019 at 12:06 pm

          I think the fact that you recognized that you were harsh and apologized is better than what most people would have done. And the reason there’s still a handful of people posting here is for the same reason as you, we love Classic Simpsons and hate Zombie Simpsons. Unfortunately, this does seem to be one of the last few places online that isn’t full of ZS defenders, so I understand your impatience about this site becoming little more than a quote repository, but that’s just the way things are right now.

          I don’t know how long you’ve been here, but if you’re relatively new, there are a lot of older articles worth reading. Sometimes I find one I haven’t read yet myself.

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