Quote of the Day

“Sir, I’m afraid Homer Simpson is sterile.” – Mr. Smithers
“Who?” – C.M. Burns
“One of your cabbage heads from sector 7G. Take a look at this sperm sample from his recent physical.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ugh.” – C.M. Burns
“Now, compare this with a normal sperm sample.” – Mr. Smithers

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    1 July 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Second pic should’ve been a gif too.

    The three-eyed one is a great callback. And the funniest part about all this is Homer probably would’ve been happy to find out that the plant made him sterile.

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