Archive for June, 2019



23
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Listen to ’em laughing. This is so humiliating. I’m never going to live this down. Damn Flanders.” – Homer Simpson
“You know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, what they hey! You know? Kinda reminds of my good old fraternity days.” – Ned Flanders
“D’oh! Oh my God, he’s enjoying it!” – Homer Simpson

22
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

‘Bowling! Bowling, here! Come bowl now! Get your bowling! Who’s ready? Bowling!” – Homer Simpson
“Mom, make Dad tell the story right.” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s what really happened.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh.” – Lisa Simpson

22
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack jawed yokels.” – Cecil Terwilliger
“Mr. Terwilliger, come quick! There’s trouble down to the cement mixer, sir!” – Cletus

22
Jun
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Sodium tetra-sulfate is highly caustic and can remove your skin. Say when!” – Mrs. Krabappel
“That will do.” – Martin Prince
“What’s this stuff for?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s chiefly used in the manufacture of rayon’s film and as a preservative in fast foot. It’s also quite a potent herbicide.” – Martin Prince
“What’s a herbicide?” – Bart Simpson
“It kills grass.” – Martin Prince
“Excellent.” – Bart Simpson

19
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Anything else?” – Grocery Clerk
“Yes, I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh? Two grapes? Who cares?” – Grocery Clerk
“Just charge me something, please.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, okay, alright . . . I need a price check on two grapes. Yeah, you heard me, Phil! Two measly stinkin’ grapes.” – Grocery Clerk

18
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly divorced comeback kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain 4 to direct and star in his own pet project, the Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel. Will the gambit pay off? Twentieth Century Fox is betting it will.” – Not John Tesh

17
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.” – Lighthouse Guy
“Y’argh, shut up! I know what I’m doing! . . . Y’argh, I hate the sea, and everything in it.” – Captain McAllister




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