Archive for June, 2019



10
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, stop the racket. I’m trying to fix your mother’s camera. Easy . . . easy . . . hmm, I’m gonna need a bigger drill.” – Homer Simpson

10
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Of course, I’m not the only one who benefited from last week’s big payoff. Our state’s schools got their share too. Here lottery officials present Springfield Elementary with a brand new eraser.” – Kent Brockman
“One eraser? Oh, I’m used to my government betraying me. I was in Nam! I served for three-” – Principal Skinner

08
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart! I asked you to watch your sister!” – Marge Simpson
“I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me.” – Bart Simpson

07
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Burns, it is my sad duty to report that one of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan out of a thousand dollars.” – Mr. Smithers
“What? Blast his hide to Hades! And I was going to buy that ivory back scratcher.” – C.M. Burns

07
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson

Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.

05
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“My chunky brothers, gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!” – Bart Simpson
“Ahh, sweet, nourishing gruel!” – Martin Prince

04
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“That spot says Compact Only.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, that’s just a suggested car size. . . Easy . . . easy . . . how’m I doing on the right?” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, we’re getting a lot of sparks over here, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh . . . easy . . . perfect! Alright, everybody out the window!” – Homer Simpson

03
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“We’ve left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?” – Marge Simpson
“Relax, Marge. I tied up all the loose ends before we left.” – Homer Simpson
“Hello! Hello! You have my pills! . . . Hello! . . . I’m cold and there are wolves after me.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

02
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“I could’ve been equipment manager . . . but, nooooo.” – Milhouse van Houten

01
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Buenos dias, neighboritos! The handle’s Flanders, but my friends call me Ned!” – Ned Flanders
“Hi, Flanders.” – Homer Simpson




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