Archive for July, 2019

21
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair

Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz! 

20
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“The Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you have liked it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing?” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong
♫“Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.”♫ – Homer Simpson

19
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Ozzie Smith seems to have vanished off the face of the Earth.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ahhhhhhhhh! . . . Cool! . . . Ahhhhhhhh!” – Ozzie Smith

18
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m thirsty. Eww, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

17
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Do you have a bigger brother for me yet? . . . Okay. I’ll be back in an hour.” – Pepe
“I’ll take him! . . . Do you have him in blond?” – Homer Simpson

16
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Wow, honey, you sold a house and got rid of the Flanders! . . . What’s for dinner?” – Homer Simpson

15
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“And as my final newscast draws to a close, I’m reminded of a few of the events that brought me closer to you: the collapse of the Soviet Union, premium ice cream price wars, dogs that were mistakenly issued major credit cards and others who weren’t so lucky.” – Kent Brockman




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