Quote of the Day

“You’ve failed at everything you’ve ever tried.” – Principal Skinner
“Whoa, you’ve got my number on that one, buddy. This is a smart group.” – Homer Simpson
“And your stink brings tears to my eyes!” – Moe
“Now, wait a minute, Moe . . . oh, my mistake.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    5 July 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Did they ever explain where Homer’s stench comes from?

    • 2 Anonymous
      7 July 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Overweight, eats a lot of unhealthy food, personal hygiene isn’t the greatest, and has small kids and pets.

      • 3 Anonymous
        8 July 2019 at 12:07 pm

        So are lots of people in Springfield but it seems to be just Homer who has this mentioned.

        • 4 Anonymous
          10 July 2019 at 11:02 am

          He’s also a Kwyjibo and has been tested on by the army.

          If that still doesn’t satisfy you, he’s a cartoon character and they wanted him to be a fat, smelly loser.

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