14
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“What are you doing to save my baby boy?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, ma’am, we’ve located a piece of machinery in Shreveport, Louisiana that could pop him out lickety split.” – Chief Wiggum
“Well, why don’t you get it?” – Marge Simpson
“I’m afraid we’ve got a budget problem, Mrs. Simpson. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. Had he done it at the start of the fiscal year, no problemo.” – Chief Wiggum
“You’re telling me that the city won’t pay to get a boy out of a well!” – Marge Simpson
“Well, they would have for Timmy, people loved that little guy. But your son, well, he kinda played us all for a bunch of saps.” – Chief Wiggum


5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 July 2019 at 11:21 am

    I Survived Timmy O’Toole Getting Trapped in a Well.

    Unrelated to the quote, I was thinking, what are your favorite episodes that highlight each family member? After much thought, these are my picks:

    Homer: “Mother Simpson” or “And Maggie Makes Three” (tough call)

    Marge: “Marge in Chains”

    Bart: “Bart’s Dog Gets An F” or “Brother from the Same Planet”

    Lisa: “Moaning Lisa”

    Maggie: “Homer Alone” (also good Marge and Homer scenes)

  2. 2 Anonymous
    16 July 2019 at 11:35 am

    Dang. I hoped with more of you commenting again, I’d get some responses.

    • 3 Anonymous
      16 July 2019 at 1:41 pm

      yeah this site is unfortunately dead (no pun intended) as Charlie no longer posts anything other than quote of the day the other contributors and guests dont post here anymore and not a lot have been commenting lately probably due to the fact that this site doesn’t have posts like it used to have. I really want to know whats going on tbh. like i have seen earlier posts talking about the state of this site but it would be nice if it an update about the site was made.


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