Makeup Quote of the Day

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Makeup Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments

“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio

Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks!

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1 Anonymous
24 July 2019 at 11:06 am

I like how he straight up asks Homer to kill someone and he’s still clueless.

Then later, we get this gem:
- 2 Anonymous
  25 July 2019 at 11:42 am
  
  And of course. “Stop him! He’s supposed to die.”

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