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Jul
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio

Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks! 


2 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    24 July 2019 at 11:06 am

    I like how he straight up asks Homer to kill someone and he’s still clueless.

    Then later, we get this gem:


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