Archive for July, 2019



24
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn’t stick together!” – Rebelling Woman #1
“Hey, friends stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #2
“It’s amazing how through all this adversity we managed to stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #3
“If there’s one thing decent folk do, it’s stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #4
“I hate it when the waffles stick together.” – Waitress
“Stickin’ together’s what good waffles do.” – Cook

23
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was a family restaurant.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, it is. It is. Just, uh, pull them stools up to the pool table.” – Moe
“Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.” – Not Rudy
“I think we’ll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.” – Dr. Hibbert

23
Jul
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio

Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks! 

21
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair

Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz! 

20
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“The Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you have liked it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing?” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong
♫“Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.”♫ – Homer Simpson

19
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Ozzie Smith seems to have vanished off the face of the Earth.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ahhhhhhhhh! . . . Cool! . . . Ahhhhhhhh!” – Ozzie Smith

18
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m thirsty. Eww, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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