“I’m with you, Homer! Fight the power!” – Barney Gumble
Archive for July, 2019
11
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
10
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful and recommend you to all our friends. So if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to-” – Marge Simpson
“Wait! Listen everybody . . . the hurricane’s over.” – Lisa Simpson
“He fell for it! Way to go, Marge!” – Homer Simpson
09
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“And finally, the bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion.” – Principal Skinner
09
Jul
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Want me to cut off the gum or just style it?” – Snippy Longstocking Barber
“Did the team ask you to dress like that, Homer?” – Marge Simpson
“Nope. This was my own bright idea!” – Homer Simpson
06
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“Gee, if some snot nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out I’d find out where he lives and tear him a new belly button! Lousy snitch!” – Homer Simpson
05
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“You’ve failed at everything you’ve ever tried.” – Principal Skinner
“Whoa, you’ve got my number on that one, buddy. This is a smart group.” – Homer Simpson
“And your stink brings tears to my eyes!” – Moe
“Now, wait a minute, Moe . . . oh, my mistake.” – Homer Simpson
04
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“People of Springfield! I don’t know quite how to say this…” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t be shy, little girl! Think of Jebediah and the words’ll come.” – Mrs. Glick
“I did a lot of research on Jebediah Springfield and…” – Lisa Simpson
“I think I can pick her off.” – Sniper
“Wait, let’s see what she has to say.” – Mayor Quimby
03
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“What’d he say, Lisa? What’d he say?” – Marge Simpson
“He said there’s no shame in their forbidden love.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ooh, Diego’s not gonna like that.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Raul, llevame alla abajo de la bola de bailar!” – Soap Opera Lady
“Take me here, under the disco ball.” – Lisa Simpson
Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
02
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“Freddy Quimby was with me the entire night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in . . . uh, you know, one of them loser countries. . . . Oh, good, my laundry is done.” – Moe
02
Jul
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter mile action, action, action. Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch! Who’s hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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