“This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn’t stick together!” – Rebelling Woman #1
“Hey, friends stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #2
“It’s amazing how through all this adversity we managed to stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #3
“If there’s one thing decent folk do, it’s stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #4
“I hate it when the waffles stick together.” – Waitress
“Stickin’ together’s what good waffles do.” – Cook
“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was a family restaurant.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, it is. It is. Just, uh, pull them stools up to the pool table.” – Moe
“Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.” – Not Rudy
“I think we’ll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio
Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks!
“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!
“The Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you have liked it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing?” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong
♫“Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.”♫ – Homer Simpson
“Ozzie Smith seems to have vanished off the face of the Earth.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ahhhhhhhhh! . . . Cool! . . . Ahhhhhhhh!” – Ozzie Smith
“I’m thirsty. Eww, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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