Archive for August, 2019

30
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Why are we all dressed up?” – Bart Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to dress up for dinner.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we using the good china?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to use the good china.” – Marge Simpson
“What’s with the candles?” – Bart Simpson
“Sometimes it’s fun to use candles.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we waiting for Dad?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because we love your father and enjoy his company!” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we really waiting for Dad?” – Bart Simpson

29
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“He’s gaining on us!” – Rod Flanders
“I’m scared!” – Todd Flanders
“Come on, Ned, move this thing!” – Maude Flanders
“I can’t, it’s a Geo!” – Ned Flanders

Happy Terminator Day, everybody! 

28
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“You’re the guy who owns the dog?” – Bart Simpson
“Yep, he’s name’s Sprinkles.” – Mr. Mitchell
“Sprinkles?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, he’s my best buddy, especially since my parrot decided to stop talking. Polly? Polly, you wanna say hi to our guest?” – Mr. Mitchell

27
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Forgot there was a physical today, huh?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah. . . . Hey, Homer, can I borrow your underwear?” – Lenny
“Nah.” – Homer Simpson

26
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“I always wondered if there was a God. And now I know: there is. And it’s me.” – Homer Simpson

25
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Ah, au gratin potatoes. That’s a quality side.” – Mayor Quimby

24
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart, think I can ever find another one like her?” – Milhouse van Houten
“You’re asking the wrong guy, Milhouse. They all look alike to me. Now, let’s go whip donuts at old people.” – Bart Simpson

23
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, I can’t imagine anyone being more likable than you. But apparently this new girl is. So my advice would be to start copying her in every way.” – Homer Simpson

22
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson
“But, Marge, I want to see my brother!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, for God’s sakes, Homer, it’s an empty threat.” – Marge Simpson

21
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, kids, don’t forget to watch my twenty-ninth anniversary show! Featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel whacked out on wowie sauce.” – Krusty the Klown
“Everyone’s always kissing your ass. Well, I’m not afraid to tell you, you’re a [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep].” – Sideshow Mel

20
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Man, what a day. It’s no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and a family like so many juggling balls . . . two, I suppose.” – Wiggum, P.I.

19
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“This is the kind of entertainment they think is suitable for younger and more impressionable viewers!” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to write a letter!” – Marge Simpson

18
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Honey, you really shouldn’t eat so much in bed.” – Marge Simpson

17
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.” – Conformco Guy
“Are you sure you can get him back for us?” – Marge Simpson
“Absolutely.  I’m the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.” – Conformco Guy
“What about Peter Fonda?” – Marge Simpson
“Ohh, that was a heartbreaker. But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.” – Conformco Guy
“You idiot! He was the most talented one!” – Homer Simpson

RIP Peter Fonda.

16
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Bart, you see that Caddy over there?” – Lou
“Uh-huh.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s Mayor Quimby’s car. Tonight his honor is, uh, polling the electorate.” – Lou
“How would you, ah, like a street named after you?” – Mayor Quimby

15
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on you, the viewers.” – Kent Brockman

14
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Okay, okay, think back to your training!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This . . . Homer.” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah?” – Homer Simpson
“Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.” – SNPP Trainer
“Ooh, a side.” – Homer Simpson
“Simpson!” – SNPP Trainer
“You see which button I’m pushing?” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, push the button. Got it.” – Homer Simpson

13
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Why do you want to have a baby so bad?” – Patty Bouvier
“I got a lot of love to give. And, right now, my only outlet is my ham radio.” – Selma Bouvier

12
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, they won’t let you have any fun.” – Bart Simpson

11
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Alright! We’re finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!” – Greenpeace Guy #1
“Oh, no, our boat is sinking.” – Greenpeace Guy #2
“It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn’t Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco!” – C.M. Burns




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