Archive for August, 2019

30
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Why are we all dressed up?” – Bart Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to dress up for dinner.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we using the good china?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to use the good china.” – Marge Simpson
“What’s with the candles?” – Bart Simpson
“Sometimes it’s fun to use candles.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we waiting for Dad?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because we love your father and enjoy his company!” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we really waiting for Dad?” – Bart Simpson

29
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“He’s gaining on us!” – Rod Flanders
“I’m scared!” – Todd Flanders
“Come on, Ned, move this thing!” – Maude Flanders
“I can’t, it’s a Geo!” – Ned Flanders

Happy Terminator Day, everybody! 

28
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“You’re the guy who owns the dog?” – Bart Simpson
“Yep, he’s name’s Sprinkles.” – Mr. Mitchell
“Sprinkles?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, he’s my best buddy, especially since my parrot decided to stop talking. Polly? Polly, you wanna say hi to our guest?” – Mr. Mitchell

27
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Forgot there was a physical today, huh?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah. . . . Hey, Homer, can I borrow your underwear?” – Lenny
“Nah.” – Homer Simpson

26
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“I always wondered if there was a God. And now I know: there is. And it’s me.” – Homer Simpson

25
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Ah, au gratin potatoes. That’s a quality side.” – Mayor Quimby

24
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart, think I can ever find another one like her?” – Milhouse van Houten
“You’re asking the wrong guy, Milhouse. They all look alike to me. Now, let’s go whip donuts at old people.” – Bart Simpson




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