04
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, stupid itchy church pants. . . . One size fits all, my butt!” – Homer Simpson
“C’mon! We’re going to be late.” – Marge Simpson
“Forget it. I’m not going.” – Homer Simpson


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    4 August 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Just watched this one the other day.

    Even if it’s kind of in character, it really bugs me the way Marge threatens to badmouth Homer to the kids for not going to church. Happens all too often in real life, then the person no longer interested in religion has pressure to conform, lest they risk losing their family.


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