Quote of the Day

“You don’t have to start drinking right away. I was thinking we could go for a bike ride.” – Marge Simpson
“But, Marge, the bar flies are expecting me, Moe and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill.” – Homer Simpson
“But you look better! You don’t sweat while you eat anymore. And, look, you’ve saved more than a hundred dollars! I found it in your pants.” – Marge Simpson
“Yoink!” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    8 August 2019 at 11:25 am

    Beyond “meh”, “yoink” has to be one of the better words this series has given us. Yet whenever you see an article about them these days, there’s always some unnecessary “d’oh” shoehorned into the title, like that’s the only one reporters can remember. They could at least try “cromulent” sometime.

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