14
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Okay, okay, think back to your training!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This . . . Homer.” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah?” – Homer Simpson
“Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.” – SNPP Trainer
“Ooh, a side.” – Homer Simpson
“Simpson!” – SNPP Trainer
“You see which button I’m pushing?” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, push the button. Got it.” – Homer Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 August 2019 at 11:09 am

    Sure, “Moe”.

  2. 2 Magic Johnson
    14 August 2019 at 11:12 am

    Looks like I just pulled a Homer


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