Quote of the Day

“Hey, kids, don’t forget to watch my twenty-ninth anniversary show! Featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel whacked out on wowie sauce.” – Krusty the Klown
“Everyone’s always kissing your ass. Well, I’m not afraid to tell you, you’re a [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep].” – Sideshow Mel

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    21 August 2019 at 11:23 am

    “Wowie sauce” is a great euphemism for alcohol.

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