30
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Why are we all dressed up?” – Bart Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to dress up for dinner.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we using the good china?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because sometimes it’s fun to use the good china.” – Marge Simpson
“What’s with the candles?” – Bart Simpson
“Sometimes it’s fun to use candles.” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we waiting for Dad?” – Lisa Simpson
“Because we love your father and enjoy his company!” – Marge Simpson
“Why are we really waiting for Dad?” – Bart Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Captain Horlicks
    30 August 2019 at 9:20 am

    Bart’s line at the end is the perfect mix of funny and bleak. Lol he doesn’t love his dad and enjoy his company… but also, he knows that something is wrong. God how I miss this show.

    • 2 Anonymous
      30 August 2019 at 11:45 am

      Bart does love his dad, he just isn’t open about expressing it. And he knows they aren’t usually so lovey-dovey as a family, either, which tips him off something is wrong. Marge’s explanation doesn’t cut it for him.


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