Archive for August, 2019



16
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Bart, you see that Caddy over there?” – Lou
“Uh-huh.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s Mayor Quimby’s car. Tonight his honor is, uh, polling the electorate.” – Lou
“How would you, ah, like a street named after you?” – Mayor Quimby

15
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on you, the viewers.” – Kent Brockman

14
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Okay, okay, think back to your training!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This . . . Homer.” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah?” – Homer Simpson
“Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.” – SNPP Trainer
“Ooh, a side.” – Homer Simpson
“Simpson!” – SNPP Trainer
“You see which button I’m pushing?” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, push the button. Got it.” – Homer Simpson

13
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Why do you want to have a baby so bad?” – Patty Bouvier
“I got a lot of love to give. And, right now, my only outlet is my ham radio.” – Selma Bouvier

12
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, they won’t let you have any fun.” – Bart Simpson

11
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Alright! We’re finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!” – Greenpeace Guy #1
“Oh, no, our boat is sinking.” – Greenpeace Guy #2
“It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn’t Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco!” – C.M. Burns

10
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Hurry, Marge, if we get there early we can get our pictures taken with the two surviving Musketeers!” – Homer Simpson




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