Archive for September, 2019

30
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Barbershop? That ain’t be popular since aught-six, dagnabit.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, what did I tell you?” – Homer Simpson
“No talking like a grizzled 1890s prospector. Consarnit.” – Bart Simpson

30
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Now, Bart, can you roll your eyes back in your head like this?” – Lionel Hutz
“Oh, you mean like I’m dead? Yeah, sure!” – Bart Simpson
“The kid’s a pro!” – Lionel Hutz

28
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“My theory is: Skinner likes dog food.” – Bart Simpson
“Let’s bake him a cake.” – Marge Simpson
“Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls!” – Homer Simpson

27
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“That’s my dad’s shootin’ car. Just three more payments and it’s ours.” – Nelson Muntz

26
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“When my family arrived in this country four months ago, we spoke no English and had no money in our pockets. Today, we own a nationwide chain of wheel balancing centers. Where else but in America, or possibly Canada, could our family find such opportunity? That’s why, whenever I see the Stars & Stripes, I’ll always be reminded of that wonderful word: flag.” – Truong van Dinh

25
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Homer, young people learn about love from adults, and we’ve been setting a terrible example for our children and the community in general. I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.” – Marge Simpson
“Hmm.” – Homer Simpson
“I knew we shouldn’t have put a fireplace in the bedroom.” – Marge Simpson

25
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“All these new superheros suck! None of them can hold a candle to Radioactive Man.” – Bart Simpson
“The only decent new one is Radiation Dude.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Nah. He’s just a cheap imitation of Radioactive Man.” – Bart Simpson
“Explain.” – Milhouse van Houten
“The similarities are subtle, but many.” – Bart Simpson




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