Quote of the Day

“Well, well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“This car was made in Guatemala.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #2
“I bought these shoes from a hobo.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, la de da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“I’m sorry, I believe in good grooming.” – Homer Simpson

10 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    11 September 2019 at 2:46 am

    uh oh. i see /co/ comin’ down the road, pack up your bags boys

  2. 3 Anonymous
    11 September 2019 at 10:08 am

    dead meme

  3. 4 Anonymous
    11 September 2019 at 11:43 am

    I don’t get it.

  4. 6 Fuwad
    11 September 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Happy nine eleven, everyone! The god is great!

  5. 10 Anonymous
    12 September 2019 at 1:38 pm

    >not sure if shitposters or if Ryan just wants attention

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