Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hurry up and finish eating.” – Bart Simpson
“You’re steering fine, boy. . . . Hard to the right! Hard to the left! Cat! Deer! Old man!” – Homer Simpson
“Ahhhh!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

2 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    12 September 2019 at 1:41 pm

    And this is why he can drive so easily in “Bart on the Road”.

  2. 2 Steamed Vaans
    15 September 2019 at 2:46 pm

    I wish I had that kinda instruction when I was ten 🤣

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