Quote of the Day

“So, even if a man takes bread to feed his starving family, that would be stealing?” – Lisa Simpson
“No. Well, it is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.” – Reverend Lovejoy

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Fat Tony
    14 September 2019 at 2:12 pm

    What if they don’t like bread? They like… cigarettes?

    • 2 Steamed Vaans
      15 September 2019 at 2:44 pm

      And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away?

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