Archive for September, 2019



24
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. Can I say crappy on TV?” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, on this network you can.” – Kent Brockman

24
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“What’s this?” – Homer Simpson
“Aw, that’s the barbed wire. We, uh, we called that the ‘Stinger’. They, uh, they don’t let you use that no more.” – Moe

24
Sep
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Marge, the boy was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.” – Homer Simpson
“So?” – Marge Simpson
“There’s only two kinds of guys who wear those shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn’t look like a big fat party animal to me.” – Homer Simpson
“So if you wore a Hawaiian shirt it wouldn’t be gay?” – Marge Simpson
“Right. Thank you!” – Homer Simpson

20
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Well, I suppose if this doesn’t work out, you can always go back to the plant.” – Marge Simpson
“Not the way I quit.” – Homer Simpson

19
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey Mom, Dad’s in a mental institution.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh my god, mother was right.” – Marge Simpson

19
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Why do you have to make this so hard?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m using non-violent resistance.” – Bart Simpson
“Ugh, the idea that you would compare yourself to Mahatma Gandhi…” – Lisa Simpson
“Who?” – Bart Simpson

17
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“It was all a dream.” – Mr. Smithers
“That’s right, the year is 1965 and you and I are undercover detectives on the hot rod circuit. Now, let’s burn rubber, baby!” – C.M. Burns
“Speedway Squad! In color!!” – Dream TV Announcer




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