Archive for October, 2019

31
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Wow!” – Homer Simpson
“Bitchin’!” – Bart Simpson
“It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. You can’t help but feel a little rejected.” – Lisa Simpson

30
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Can you tell us what it’s like in there?” – Dr. Hibbert
“It’s like . . . uh . . . did anyone see the movie Tron?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Dr. Hibbert
“No.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Chief Wiggum
“No.” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“No.” – Patty Bouvier
“No.” – Chief Wiggum
“No.” – Ned Flanders
“No.” – Selma Bouvier
“No.” – Professor Frink
“No.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Yes. . . . I mean, no. No.” – Chief Wiggum

29
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!

28
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“And next it our Fall catalog, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry cream.” – Donut Catwalk Announcer
“Oooh, pure genius.” – Dream Homer

27
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“You’re crazy!” – Bart Simpson
“Am I? Well, perhaps we’re all a little crazy. . . . I know I am.” – Hugo

26
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Stop! Doesn’t the Bible say, ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged’?” – Lisa Simpson
“The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her.” – Wiggum

25
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson

Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!




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