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Quote of the Day

“Mom, you fuss over us way too much.” – Lisa Simpson
“Enjoy it now! Because when you’re a grown-up you’ll have to take care of yourself.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, there’s a spider near my car keys.” – Homer Simpson
“You did the right thing by telling me. . . . Shoo! Get out of here!” – Marge Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    4 October 2019 at 10:15 am

    Her older, balder, fatter son.


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