“Mom! Dad! Bart’s dead!” – Lisa Simpson
“Ah!” – Homer & Marge Simpson
“That’s right! Dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!” – Bart Simpson
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What evil kids! I’d never take mine anywhere after such a stunt!
It’s one of those things that crosses the line and would get kids in real life a huge lecture, but because this is the Simpsons, it’s funny and over with quick before Homer and Marge have a chance to freak out too much.