Quote of the Day

“Bart Simpson, is your book report on Treasure Island ready?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Is it ready? Ha! What a question! Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! . . . Well, as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book that I read was Treasure Island. It’s about these pirates . . . Pirates with patches over their eyes . . . and shiny gold teeth . . . and green birds on their shoulders. Did I mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Louis Stevenson? And published by the good people at McGraw Hill. So, in conclusion, on the Simpson Scale of one to ten, ten being the highest. one being the lowest, and five being average, I give this book . . . a nine.” – Bart Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    11 October 2019 at 9:58 am

    mrs krabappel, i am insulted. is this a book report or a witch hunt??

  2. 2 Steamed Vaans
    11 October 2019 at 7:55 pm

    It’s nearly as funny as Cartman claiming he read the lion the witch and the wardrobe and it was really just about a bunch of hippies who walk around and paint stuff.

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