Archive for November, 2019

30
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“All is well on tour with America’s most popular alternative music festival.” – Homer Simpson

29
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“McBain to base. Under attack by Comminazis.” – McBain

29
Nov
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Must find man. Must find man. Must find man.” – Homer Simpson

27
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

♫”Under the sea!
Under the sea!
There’ll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans!
Under the sea!”♫

26
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“I want to meet the first female stealth bomber pilot. During the Gulf War she destroyed seventy mosques and her name is Lisa too!” – Lisa Simpson
“I want to see some birds get sucked into the engines . . . rare ones.” – Bart Simpson

25
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“We get to see the Leader pass by!” – Homer Simpson
“We toil in the fields and he rides around in a Rolls-Royce?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, it would but nice if he’d buy American, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson

24
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Honey, we don’t need to drive four-hundred miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath. Or trim the cat’s nails.” – Marge Simpson




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