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Quote of the Day

“But if you really want to sleep easy at night, I recommend sealing off every door and window with bulletproof lucite.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy
“Wouldn’t we all suffocate?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I should hope not.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy
“Let’s get that, the suffocation thing.” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    4 November 2019 at 12:39 pm

    He’s brazen enough to pilfer right while they’re watching him, yet takes such insignificant items. Probably a klepto.


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