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Makeup Quote of the Day

“First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.” – Troy McClure
“Hand me my patching trowel, boy.” – Homer Simpson


2 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 11 November 2019 at 12:22 pm

    I like how Troy actually knows what he’s talking about for once.

    • 2 Anonymous
      11 November 2019 at 3:16 pm

      Good point. Must’ve had some training for this video.

      The thing I find a little hard to suspend my disbelief on is that Homer apparently doesn’t know how to pause or rewind a tape, being the TV enthusiast that he is. If it were airing live on some home improvement show or whatnot, that would be another thing. I usually just shrug it off anyway because the scene is funny.


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