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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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“Gavin, honey, help mommy pick a cereal. How ’bout Alph-Alphabits.” – Divorcee
“Those suck! I hate this store!” – Gavin
“But, sweetheart, mommy-” – Divorcee
“I hate you, too! I want to live with one of my dads!” – Gavin

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  1. 1 Steamed Vaans
    22 November 2019 at 4:49 pm

    That must be the happiest kid in the world.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    24 November 2019 at 3:38 pm

    The name is spelled right on the boxes, Charlie, hang your head in shame. (“Alfalfa-Bits”)

    So I guess that’s what happened to the remains of the original Alfalfa…


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