“Try to be nice to my sisters. It’s very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, okay, Marge! I’ll get along with them! Then I will hug some snakes. Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes! . . . Now that’s sarcasm.” – Homer Simpson
“Look, Daddy, I’m the Jealous Jockey!” – Rod Flanders
“I’m a torso!” – Todd Flanders
“Pull! Pull, you dogs!” – Bart Simpson
“Get out! This is my office now! Get out! . . . You too! This is a place of business not a peewee flophouse!” – C.M. Burns
“Listen to this: Unexplainable behavior, individuals acting in a secretive fashion are often involved with UFOs or other paranormal phenomena, e.g. telephone explosions.” – Bart Simpson
“Geeze, if it’s in a book, it’s gotta be true.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Welcome back, to the final day of this, the twenty-third Olympiad, brought to you by Krusty Burger.” – Not Keith Jackson
“You people are pigs! . . . I personally am gonna spit in every fiftieth burger.” – Krusty the Klown
“I like those odds.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, we got a pool!” – Bart Simpson
“Can we go swimming, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not right now.” – Marge Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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