Quote of the Day

“Try to be nice to my sisters. It’s very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, okay, Marge! I’ll get along with them! Then I will hug some snakes. Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes! . . . Now that’s sarcasm.” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    9 December 2019 at 11:22 am

    While Homer has a good point, I do feel sorry for Marge being caught in the middle so often. Of course, her sisters don’t treat her all that well either half the time. They’re great as characters, but they’d be terrible as real life relatives.

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