“Can someone pronounce this work? Hmmmm . . . Bart?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Uh . . . um, hmm . . . uh, um, uh . . .” – Bart Simpson
“Ooh, pick me, teacher! I’m ever so smart! It’s photosynthesis! Damn your feeble brain!” – Martin Prince
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Martin might get picked on unfairly by the other kids, but he’s also kind of a jerk too.