Archive for January, 2020

31
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Donny!” – Marge Simpson
“What?” – Donny
“Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?” – Marge Simpson
“I see lots of stuff.” – Donny
“Did you see that?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes.” – Donny

30
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Oh, gosh, you know, I’m not much on speeches, but it’s so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you’ve made. You’re screwed. Thank you, bye.” – Ray Patterson
“He’s right, he ain’t much on speeches.” – Moe

30
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Charity, huh? What’s my cut? Nothing! I make more than that taking a schvitz!” – Krusty the Klown

28
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, ‘Homer, you’re a big disappointment’. And, God bless her soul, she was really onto something.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 30th Anniversary to “There’s No Disgrace Like Home”!

27
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“I love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard.” – Homer Simpson

27
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Maggie, can you point to the monkey? . . . Pfft, what do babies know?” – Homer Simpson
“Maggie, can you point to the credenza?” – Lisa Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

25
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Well, we had fun too. Right now Bart is modeling his new clothes for his friends.” – Marge Simpson
“You gotta come out sometime, Simpson.” – Kearny




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