Archive for January, 2020

31
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Donny!” – Marge Simpson
“What?” – Donny
“Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?” – Marge Simpson
“I see lots of stuff.” – Donny
“Did you see that?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes.” – Donny

30
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Oh, gosh, you know, I’m not much on speeches, but it’s so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you’ve made. You’re screwed. Thank you, bye.” – Ray Patterson
“He’s right, he ain’t much on speeches.” – Moe

30
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Charity, huh? What’s my cut? Nothing! I make more than that taking a schvitz!” – Krusty the Klown

28
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, ‘Homer, you’re a big disappointment’. And, God bless her soul, she was really onto something.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 30th Anniversary to “There’s No Disgrace Like Home”!

27
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“I love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard.” – Homer Simpson

27
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Maggie, can you point to the monkey? . . . Pfft, what do babies know?” – Homer Simpson
“Maggie, can you point to the credenza?” – Lisa Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

25
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Well, we had fun too. Right now Bart is modeling his new clothes for his friends.” – Marge Simpson
“You gotta come out sometime, Simpson.” – Kearny

24
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both.” – Lisa Simpson
“If I said ‘No’ the first time, what makes you think I’m gonna say ‘Yes’ the second time?” – Homer Simpson
“Nothing, but you may say ‘Yes’ the ninety-ninth time.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh? Try me.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, okay, okay.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Smithers, old chum, there’s nothing like coming home with a clean bill of health. Oh, and sorry about your news.” – C.M. Burns
“Thank you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?” – C.M. Burns
“I prefer not to know. Frankly, one is too many.” – Mr. Smithers

22
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Marge . . . ” – Homer Simpson
“Homer . . . ” – Marge Simpson
“I’ve got sand in my underpants.” – Homer Simpson
“Me too. Let’s go home.” – Marge Simpson

21
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Here’s a good job at the fireworks factory.” – Lisa Simpson
“Those perfectionists? Forget it.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “Homer’s Odyssey”! 

20
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“I guess I’ll never have a baby.” – Selma Bouvier
“Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?” – Lisa Simpson
“Boy, I don’t know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. . . . I knew that.” – Homer Simpson

19
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“What’s going on outside?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, it’s just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.” – Marge Simpson

18
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Dad, do you mind? Your feet are really close to my potato.” – Lisa Simpson
“Your potato? You can’t like, own, a potato, man. It’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!” – Carl
“Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in disguise.” – Moe

16
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Yep, so because of me, all the dorms now have security phones.” – Homer Simpson

15
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“You could hand out these flyers for the neighborhood rummage sale. You’ll get some fresh air and exercise!” – Marge Simpson
“Enh, I’ll do it anyway.” – Marge Simpson

14
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“By itself something like this might not call for an extreme penalty. But this is not an isolated incident. Bart’s behavior is unruly, he’s frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes that are obviously childish forgeries when compared to . . . well.” – Principal Skinner

Happy 30th(!) anniversary to Bart the Genius! 

14
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

♫”Simpson . . . Homer, Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history!
From the . . . town of Springfield! He’s about to hit a chestnut tree!”♫ – Homer Simpson

14
Jan
20

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“The evening began at the gentlemen’s club where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the FBI.” – Agent Scully
“We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, you happy?” – Homer Simpson




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