Archive for February, 2020

29
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“It all started on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.” – Marge Simpson
“Lousy Smarch weather.” – Homer Simpson

28
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Come on, move your butt! You’re blocking traffic!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s no way to address Sir-Drinks-A-Lot.” – Homer Simpson

27
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“One ocean tango, we are in pursuit of a speeding individual driving a red . . . car, license number: Eggplant-Xerxes-Crybaby-Overbite-Narwhal.” – Eddie

26
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Evening, Simpson. You got a short in your tail light. Started blinking when you made that turn.” – Chief Wiggum

25
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Nice dismount, man.” – Jimbo Jones
“Didn’t hurt.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, yeah, well, do it again.” – Kearney
“Nah. Might land on my face and end up looking like you.” – Bart Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “The Telltale Head”! 

24
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Mission Control, this is Corvair, launch sequence initiated. All systems go.” – Buzz Alrdrin
“Are we there yet, I’m thirsty?” – Homer Simpson
“Mission Control, request permission to sedate cargo ahead of schedule.” – Race Banyon
“Permission denied.” – Mission Control
“Ugh.” – Race Banyon

23
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you, Cecil, I can’t take much more of this! Rustic workmen have turned the sani-john into a smokehouse, coveralls that don’t quite cover all…” – Sideshow Bob




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