14
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Homer, you will find her a man!” – Marge Simpson
“Alright.” – Homer Simpson
“And not just any man!” – Marge Simpson
“Okay.” – Homer Simpson
“He should be honest and caring and well off . . . and handsome.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey! Why should she have a better husband that you do?” – Homer Simpson


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 February 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Now THIS episode does a good job of using the “Homer as matchmaker” concept. It’s funny, in character, and nobody has to die to get it started.

    • 2 Anonymous
      14 February 2020 at 10:02 pm

      “nobody has to die to get it started”

      Totally irrelevant. Lots of great episodes start with a death. Selma’s Choice, a similar episode to the QotD, has Selma wanting a partner/kids after the death of her aunt.

      • 3 Anonymous
        16 February 2020 at 3:07 pm

        “Lots” of great episodes start with a death? What show have you been watching?

        And you’re seriously going to compare the death of a one-shot (I think) character like Aunt Gladys to the Itchy & Scratchy style way they knocked off Maude Flanders?

        Hang your head in shame.


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