17
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants Closed
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“Alright, now all we need is a name.” – Lisa Simpson
“How ’bout Blabbermouth: The Jerky Doll For Jerks?” – Bart Simpson
“How ’bout Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson
“Not enough commercial appeal.” – Stacy Lovell
“Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Muleface Doll!” – Bart Simpson
“I think we should name her after Lisa. We’ll call her Lisa Lionheart.” – Stacy Lovell
“No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbageface! I can’t stand this any longer, somebody please pat attention to me!” – Bart Simpson

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