Quote of the Day

“Now, this is living, eh, kids? Hot pizza! The food of kings!” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s not so hard taking care of us.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I’m not scared. I think it’s a great chance to spend some time with you kids. Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it’s my turn . . . Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”! 

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mr Hankey the Christmas candy bar
    19 March 2020 at 6:43 am

    Fantastic episode. This and Moaning Lisa have always been my favourites from season 1.
    Zombie Simpsons could learn a lot from this

  2. 2 Anonymous
    19 March 2020 at 11:25 am

    Just park ’em in front of the TV. That’s how I was raised, and I turned out TV.

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