“Dad, can I talk to you something?” – Bart Simpson
“Sure, boy, what’s on your mind?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, I was wondering, how important is it to be popular?” – Bart Simpson
“I’m glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!” – Homer Simpson
“So, like, sometimes you could do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?” – Bart Simpson
“You’re not talking about killing anyone, are you?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“Are you?!” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Bart Simpson
“Then run along, you little scamp. A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.” – Homer Simpson
Happy (actual) 30th Anniversary to “The Telltale Head”!
charliesweatpants.com
(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
Actual?
Looks like Charlie accidentally did it last month:
https://deadhomersociety.com/2020/02/25/quote-of-the-day-3860/
I googled it, cant find a source it premiered in march. He did the 20th anniversary post in february too.
Maybe he’s mixing it up with a different episode? I dunno.