Quote of the Day

“Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be-” – Lurleen Lumpkin
“Mrs. Homer Simpson.” – Marge Simpson
“Charmed.” – Lurleen Lumpkin
“I thought you said she was overweight.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson;

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    26 March 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Lurleen is still my guideline for the practically-perfect real woman.

    Even if she spends a night or two in a ditch.

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