Archive for March, 2020



09
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“I like our chances, son.” – Homer Simpson
“Ugh. Your father’s not supposed to help build your racer but you should at least consult him about it.” – Soapbox Derby Racing Official

08
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“That makes twenty-two to sixteen.” – Homer Simpson

08
Mar
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“This one’s mine.” – Marge Simpson
“Keep On Truckin’? What does that mean?” – Lisa Simpson
“I didn’t know then and I don’t know now.” – Marge Simpson

06
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Why don’t you buy it?” – Bart Simpson
“I can’t buy that. Only management type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. . . . Guys like me! I’m a guy like me!” – Homer Simpson

05
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. And you must be the man who didn’t know if he had a pimple or a boil.” – Jay Sherman
“It was a gummy bear.” – Homer Simpson

04
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Screw the honor system, my car needs me!” – Snake
“Hey, you’re ruining it for the rest of us!” – Kearney

03
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Now, unfortunately, our school clocks have been running fast all semester. So, today, we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. Ha!” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Ohhh.” – Students

02
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, it’s true, the entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.” – Rainier Wolfcastle

01
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Must kill Moe . . . Wheee! . . . Must kill Moe . . . Wheee!” – Homer Simpson




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